My fictional boyfriends
Maybe one day I'll admit to my friends that I have a blog. If I do, they will never stop teasing me about this.
Oh well. The things we do for the internet.
I'm using the boyfriend tag (you know the one that makes you envious as hell on youtube, when you're a single pringle and they have surreal boyfriends), and interviewed myself about my five fictional boyfriend (said like that, I really sound self absorbed).
WARNING THIS LIST IS SUPER UNORIGINAL
WARNING I TAKE THIS WAY TOO FAR
ETIENNE From Anna and the French kiss
1.What was his first impression of me?
Not really good, as I actually made a stack of books fall on him at Shakespeare and Company. Predictable.
2. Does he have a weird obsession?
Yes, he avoids cinemas at all costs. Something to do with an ex-girlfriend.
TARIQ From The wrath and the dawn. By the way I haven't read the rose and the dagger (no spoilers pleaase)
3.How long have we been together?
Not long, since he was crazy obsessed with his childhood bestfriend. But I was like "I can treat you better than she can*"(*Yes I quoted shawn Mendes).
4.What was our first date?
He tried to teach me how to do some archery (key word: tried), and it was super cute.
CASSIAN From a Court of thorns and roses, yeah ,I know, I like Rhysand too but he's a little too perfect
5.What do we argue about the most?
Who's the most perfect, probably. And that's me by the way, even though he strongly disagrees.
6. What do we love to do together?
Do some martial arts probably. Don't tell him but he always kicks my ass.
FINNICK From The Hunger Games, is my soulmate
7.What's our Netflix and chill movie?
Anything but the last Hunger game movie. Please. Not that.
8.What's the most romantic thing he's ever done for you?
Everything is romantic with him, but we he took me sailing for a week and it was the best. He caught fish and fed me sugar cubes.
DORIAN From Throne of Glass, but Aedion if you're reading this, you're also in my heart.
7.Where did we meet?
I might have sneaked in his personal library *laughs nervously*.
8.What's the best thing about our relationship?
Okay I can narrow it down to two things: midnight billiard sessions and free books.
EXTRA QUESTION
9.When did I introduce my fictional boyfriends to my family?
I don't. For several justified reasons. I'm sure you understand.
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Have a lovely day.
Yours,
Juliette
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